No way; Prince keeps his custom rack near the front seat.

I do get it, and I think you took the right angle for this joke.

Unfortunately, Weiss also made the ill-advised decision to travel by foot to each subsequent one.

The thing that disconcerted me about the statement was that it doesn't reference the fact that it was a guilty verdict. It could have been sent out unchanged if he was acquitted.

It's a polarizing topic, that's for sure.

If the product doesn't sell, they'll ship the remainder to Bolivia.

Also, a lot of younger players from European sides are on the squads for the Olympics instead of the Euros, since they fall in the same year. Most federations clearly delineated between the two squads so that there won't be overlap and overuse. So yes, these are the best sides, injuries excepted (see: England).

Ugh. NBC's fall lineup is out. Dane Cook is playing basically himself as a chauvinist shock-jock, and Matthew Perry's sitcom looks like he's playing a bitterer version of Colin Cowherd.

[votes for Amendment One]

Casey Jones' struggles in the postseason, as well as his choice of mate, got him known by the Turtles as Mr. April.

Wow, Middlebrooks has the skills to pay the bills. And by "pay the bills" I mean "displace Youkilis from the starting lineup from now on."

Let's hope the killer isn't loose furlong.

He simply assumed that this is Charlie Kaufman stadium, and when he falls down the waterfall, he'll become John Malkovich.

I didn't catch the United/Swansea match; could they really have put that many past them? It wouldn't surprise me, but Swansea have been surprisingly good all year.

The Epilepsy at the Pepsi.

He's getting too old for this shit.

Oh God....They don't mean the Olive Garden, do they?

Paul Pierce.

If Dale Sveum is responsible for a Sveum-esque outcome, is it Sveum-esque, or just Sveumal?

Wow. Speaking of Dale Sveum, David DeJesus just got thrown out at home for the Cubs in the bottom of the 9th.