Dale Sveum-esque.

Brutal end of the game for him. Gives up the winning runs and GIDP to end the game. Poor guy.

You could turn on the Sox/O's game; looks like it might be going on until your hiatus is over.

I'd say so. It's a typical SNL sketch, so 3-4 total misses (the last three sketches are skippable; the "surprise" guest on Weekend Update was atrocious), but Eli was game. I recommend the Madden and courtroom sketches highest.

Does scoring the winning goal count? It was a really neat finish. Also...Cech: Save of the season?

Well we know that the bus wasn't being driven by Augie Garrido, considering he's a fan of the hit and run.

Fall so hard.

Caleb: "But Dad, where am I going to wear jacket?"

Hershiser? I hardly knew her!

Slim Pickens.

Why the face?

Heh, I knew something was fishy because I couldn't access the match until, like, 6:15, long after it should have been over. I had a sneaking suspicion it went to extra time. Oh, and I've been walking around my place, screaming like an idiot since it ended.

Did anyone else catch Chelsea/Napoli in the Champions League this afternoon? I had to watch it on delay on Fox Soccer 2 Go, but what an incredible match. One of the gutsiest displays by Chelsea I've ever seen.

He calculated the flight of the ball poorly.

Everybody hates Chris, Martin

This would be a good case for the Guardian's "You Are the Ref" series, but I agree with the call (and it's not just because I'm a Chelsea fan). I've seen goals disallowed for a too-emphatic poaching striker whacking a goal-bound ball into an open net, so I think the offside rule is weighed more heavily toward the…

2Ge+her.

We should, at the very least, commend the fearless Porkins for refusing to yield... and to never forget the first casualty in the Battle of Yavin IV.

The irony of your username isn't lost on any of us, by the way.

Don't forget to trust your instincts.