And the Reebok viral marketing campaign begins.

Am I crazy, or is that a Nike logo on her shirt/dress?

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is...spongy and bruised.

I bet Reid will survive this heartbreak. Clearly he believes in life after love.

TJ:

@FavreFAIL: And back.

@FavreFAIL: Hey, first, congrats on getting the star back. Since I'm signed in through GMail, I can't seem to send you a PM, so this will have to do for now. I'm also a comm studies graduate student—what attracts you to those three schools? Also, if you can figure out a way to PM me, that'd be terrific.

@Lady Pha Pha: Justin Bourne.

@Phintastic: "We were ON a [fast] break!"

I didn't have a rooting interest in this game, but I'm kind of sad that the Caleb Hanie insta-meme might die with the Bears loss.

Since ESPN apparently doesn't have an ombudsman anymore, I'm going to register my complaint with Deadspin. Ron Franklin was (rightly) fired for demeaning a sideline reporter, but ESPN.com will publish the headline "Marathon gal" (about a long tennis match) without a level of circumspection?

It was nice of Warta Poznan to change its logo to resemble Izabella's cleavage.

Having lost the tournament's quarterfinal after removing his shoes and socks, a visibly distraught Richie Tenenbaum was forced to communicate to his sister Margot from across the stadium.

What, no Falcons uniform?

Seems like the team's oversight on halftime shows is pretty lax.

@NoirJuggling: My Gerald raft helps me Ford rivers.

@Prick Top: Wait, what? Oh gosh, I just checked the score. I thought UNC would come back and win easily, like they did against Va Tech. I'm from Mass. and a grad student at UNC. And yes, I am taking shots alone now.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I slam my head against a padded surface over and over.

@ScientificMapp: Well of course they had to move her back—she was Jamaican all of the closer ones.

"We must protect this South"?