@gulag: God in heaven, Balvenie Double Cask is good. I'm pouring some presently.

Unbelievable! He's a League Two player, so I think that's the only shirt he owns.

@ClueHeywood: That makes perfect sense to me. Things like this happen when Coach Manning defers decisions to his assistants like Jim Caldwell.

I couldn't watch the Colts/Jets game, but is there any conceivable defense of calling the timeout? I don't buy Caldwell's explanation of "more plays," but perhaps he thought:

@Always Winning: And Enes Kanter could sing, "If I wasn't richer, I'd still be witcha..."

@Julian Vargas: I feel the same way. Sanchize sucking is exactly why I want New England to play the Jets, but him sucking is exactly why it won't happen.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Any show that might potentially take away from the production of Archer is preemptively dead to me.

@pribian: Just put up a bunch of your high school lacrosse gear.

@homer_sexual: When my grandma came back from Acapulco one vacation, she brought me back "a present."

@Body By Bacardi: Unless that bus is from Detroit.

Please tell me his incisors survived the crash.

Much like his play on the field, Lewis hops onto a place everyone else has already been, and expects to get credit for doing something special.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Survey says...+1

@StewiesGoodEye: Be like Matt Leinart and father a child.

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Apple Blossom is noxious, Suzy Lee is plodding, Little Acorns is trite...

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Thing is, "Conquest" sounds almost exactly like "I Think I Smell a Rat." That very confusion is what started me thinking about this.

DUAN, para-musical question: Least favorite White Stripes song? I have the whole catalog on my iPod, but I really need to do some scrubbing.

@Tulos_Mullet: "Sorry Jezebel."—A-Rods Lover's mom

@RMJ=H: I think he borrowed it from Sanchez.

Where did you go, Joe DiMaggio?