Any good crack dealer will give you a free pipe.

Top notch gadget reporting.

I want to bitchslap their entire cul-de-sac.

I'ma nail some 2x4s together and get me that million bones. Later!

"The highest-clocked CPU in the world—it was a big production."

giz twists a headline to make you click, then leaves you hanging? never!

No doubt some very talented photographers there, but it's all a bit too charming and perfect for me. It looks more like a Getty catalog than an enthusiast's gallery. There's more to photography than just oversaturated time exposures of jungle waterfalls and foggy morning barn shots. Where's the edgy stuff? Where's…

"I don't understand the hype behind an Apple XYZ". " I don't think Apple's going to be doing anything that could be considered a game changer."

Don't forget, they'll make it impossibly thin, hide most of the wires, polish it, round/taper it, and dip it in pure sex.

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Everyone did, and that's why Weekly World Newzmodo makes money, because they sucker us into clicking a shoddy headline.

Oh no! The bother of not having a 1080p camera in your pocket at all times that CAN'T shoot an LED sign! The speed at which amazing new technology is disparaged these days... Humans are such a whiny pseudo priveliged bunch of sissies, it's sad. And 99% of the people who nitpick the iPhone video won't even make a…

Gizmodo is absolutely the worst site to view photos on. Period.

Funny, there's no gadget news on pitchfork.com.

wow, ego much?

I don't understand. The article is titled "No, You May Not Use My Earbuds". The second line in the article states "I typically say yes...".

why don't you go take a look at it, then post again.

All the money in the world can't buy you good health. Barring some miracle, he will be taken from us far too soon. Very sad, regardless of who he is.

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