That thing is literally an ugly stick.

That thing is literally an ugly stick.

Wow that was a long ad.

Wow that was a long ad.

The one and only time I went to the grocery store since the pandemic started, the cashier, 2.5 feet away from me and all other shoppers who pass her register, was wearing no PPE, no gloves, and touched my bank card.

I’m old and overweight. But I’d probably be dead today if I sat around all day as a kid playing video games, streaming dances and songs about video games (?) or just watching other people play video games (??).

Please tell me you’re not going to start plugging the thousands of junky banal Amazon products from companies with wacky A.I. made names like Kerchio, Plabchaw, and Smumwop. It’s bad enough to have to slog through them at Amazon.com.

Please tell me you’re not going to start plugging the thousands of junky banal Amazon products from companies with…

Kids have always been stupid, but now they do stupid much harder, and spend way more time and money on it than anyone before them.

Maybe just skip the Irishman and binge some more reality TV. Or just hit up a few Tik Toks. Better yet, just sit in a rocking chair and flick a flashlight on and off a few times against the wall. Works for my grandma.

Really just hating how every single thing is a thing these days.

“In the Colors of Your Choice” in the clickbait.

“In the Colors of Your Choice” in the clickbait.

Well now we know who Micah was modeled after. 

If you’re worried about security, maybe re-examine the need to post a video while in an airport?  I mean, can it not wait?

People are in Denali Denial.

Is micro led going to squash burn in issues?

Is micro led going to squash burn in issues?

Blue Shoe of Death

The songs (and the overall soundtrack) in Syndicate are great too. I would literally stop in the square to hear the little brass quartets. And there was a woman singing in a random pub that gave me shivers. 

Hang on, so you logged into an entertainment streaming service whose business model is entertaining people for money, and you pressed play on a movie called Ted Bundy...and you’re upset that it’s about Ted Bundy, and it’s not hard hitting enough?

Which makes her a good candidate for president apparently. 

Great to see Cardiac B, or whatever her name is, being such a great role model to her audience of 5-10 year olds.