I would very much like Wegmans to stay independent. I can’t imagine that Amazon Wegmans Donuts would taste like proper Wegmans Donuts. This is serious.

So.Fucking. Scary. So scary!

Never would have used “delightful” to describe that dude (CH Sr.) in a million gajillion years. More like “Why God?”, “Just make it stop” and “Things that make me inclined to self harm”.

ALL OF THE STARS FOR THIS!!!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

If I were a doctor, which I’m not, I would call fetal alcohol syndrome. Flat face, wide eyes, head proportions. F.A.S.

We have enuf enemies!!

Collectively ignore him till he dies.

One of my favorite police stories is: Police responding to a loud but not violent fight between a mother and older teenage son. The police asked them to step outside wherein the mother and son continued with the police actively looking on. With a little guidance from police they were able to come to a tentative…

I am getting a total Robert Herjavec vibe off the cake version of Gerber

He’s the number one most insufferable dude ever, IMO.

Lemme guess buddy, you also like the way she handles a jackhammer; low , steady and smooth. Like Jazz.

Don’t worry, Kushner’s gonna fix that.

Maybe I’m projecting but I think, from experience, that the following holidays should include one free punch in the face to many* step dads:

Maybe Merkel invited her as the ultimate mean girl joke knowing full well that she wasn’t ready to bat in the big leagues and that Ivanka would fall on her face while everyone sits back and laughs or boos or hisses.

Sorry if the math’s off, Jane. How ever old he was and how long ago are general estimates. I remember thinking he was born when I was in middle school and Jordans were already a thing.

5 years ago I worked with a 28 yr old white guy named MICHAEL JORDAN. Just how??

And put it out with Pepsi.

So much EEEEWWWWHHHH, barf. Hello again, to my morning coffee.

YEEEEEESSSS ALL OF THIS! !!

Now I REALLY want to know what OTHER body parts she keeps cast of.