She copies black women and takes the credit. That sounds about white.

Eh - perhaps its all relative, but when her sister is actively undermining our democracy and just all around being a terrible person, I’m inclined to not care about Tiffany’s run-of-the-mill entitled rich kid shenanigans.

“Number one milk baby” is a perfect description. 

The only thing I disagree with is calling her “old money”.

I say give Kate McKinnon & Co another crack. In fact, let Kate McKinnon have a crack at anything she damn well pleases. I’ll watch it.

😂😂😂 the saltines.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

Yea, it’s the difference between punching up vs, punching down. If all your comedy relies on old harmful tropes, and if you can hear your grandpa yelling it over the thanksgiving dinner table, then it isn’t fucking funny. It’s fucking lazy AND unoriginal.  You are just an asshole that wants a spotlight for your…

When the whole thing went down and his misconduct emerged, I thought, Oh, I see how this is going to go. I figured he’d go away for a while and then in a year or two he’d come back with a novel. I figured that the novel would reflect someone who had spent a lot of time in therapy and would center on a CK-esque figure…

A Moscow Christmas Story?

$60 million isn’t enough

hmmmmm I’m not saying RBG purposely fell and got herself hospitalized to avoid another meeting with Melania and Donald, but I’m also not not saying it.

Use of excellent Seinfeld gif is excellent. 

Even though I don’t know you, I still love you.  And because I love you, I must forbid you from drinking boxed wine.  That shit is gross.  You can get a nice Rhone for less then 6 bucks.  Treat yourself, you are worth it. 

“suicide is still the leading theory” no one believes that. They are reporting that LE gives no fucks, will do nothing, because they have rape kits to ignore while they police black kids.  What bastards.

Also:

Tamron Hall needs to come back 

Having a shitty interview with Jane Fonda should be disqualifying for a journalist/host.

I was in love with her pink velvet dress as a 10 year-old when the movie came out. I also love the hug at the end of the trailer where they’re standing 2 feet away from each other. Oh, late 90s Disney Channel.