Nothing but class. /s

Cannot wait for the day that The Weeknd ( that’s MISTER WEEKND to you!) ISN’T a thing anymore because just looking at him gets me grossed out. He destroyed any remaining watchability of the VS fashion show which was/is gross in its own right.

Drinking like it’s a competitive sport is important too, so really you are carrying the reminder that you do carry the torch of awesome!

Fucking Tina ruins everything.

I just see a horse standing next to a squinting dip shit.

Surely.

My sentiments exactly!

Agree, BUT THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK (looking at you, Air France). And none of the handlers have ever touched my vibrator or riffled through my panties , the same cannot be said of JFK’s TSA.

Fuck flying forever and ever, amen.

It would be a Pepsi

Yesterday’s best screamer was in Chelsea :

I’m on a train out of the city to my 4br house up state and I would trade it all to live in one of your city’s closets!

Gross.

Starting very early in my childhood, my dad took it upon himself to “point out what a dip shit looks so you don’t get mixed up with one”... “see that guy over there? You know what he is? A dipshit.”

{Clutches Pearls}

When I first heard about 31 bags I hoped it was the monthly weed delivery service of my dreams. Sadly it isn’t.

I went to a poorly attended sex toy party where the salesperson explained how she was single with 3 kids and had given up her long term, full time job to do this and “have her own business “. I literally had a panic attack and had to leave.

I’m questioning whether the meds are working today so, am I the only one pissed off by Oscar telling Maria to shut up and reducing her by calling her skinny??

That’s great, whatever works for her.