All Pence will see everywhere on his visit is gay gay gay.

Me, too. And you know what? Most people I even tepidly voice this opinion to call me a crazy person and a tin foil hat-type.

All Pence sees in his dreams is gay gay gay.

“All of this would go away if he announced he wasn’t running for president in 2024,” the former adviser said.

We’ll know it’s true when Trump gives Pence a “vote of confidence.”  This is the same vote team owners give the coach/manager while the owner is out courting the next coach/manager.

At this rate, I’m fully expecting him to nominate a fucking horse.

I’ve been saying for about a year now that Trump will probably dump Pence...sorry Pence will step down to “spend more time with his family”...and announce that his 2020 running mate will be Marsha Blackburn. She’s a Trump accolyte and apologist, a NRA shill, Evangelical Bible re-interpreter, anti-immigrant and, most…

I’m a Giants fan who spent much of January seriously sick before being admitted to the hospital in septic shock (only to be released on SB Sunday and almost die again from that game and halftime show,) and I remembered nearly all of the playoffs... Except the Ford penalty which I blocked out completely until reading…

I have good news for you!  You actually do not have to click the link.

If you think the Bengals will let go of a domestic abuser on offense *that* easily, you don’t know Mike Brown...

I figured “Hawking Dude Juice” is, if not illegal, at least highly frowned upon in the conservative Midwest.

The moment the Patriots won the overtime coin toss I knew how the game was going to end. At a couple points during that drive I almost convinced myself the Chiefs would be able to force a field goal, but I knew that was delusional. The roster of the 2018 Chiefs was constructed with the goal of ensuring the defense…

“Apologies in advance to every other NFL fanbase. If you think Pats fans are toxically obnoxious after a few rings, strap in. It will be so much worse.”

The Pat Mahomes Chiefs are going to be the reboot of the Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers, sans that time one ring(last year was The Chiefs chance). Sucks because Mahomes is set to God mode.

If you play fantasy football, you have to follow the injury reports, and the police blotter if you have any Chiefs on your team. “My QB is on the DL with a separated shoulder, and my WR can’t play because of that viral video of him tossing a puppy into a jet engine.”

The Chiefs need to bring on Joe Mixon to fill that void of domestic violence that Kareem Hunt has left.

At least he didn’t make fun of our BBQ this time. 

Nick:

Yes, that text from my mom was real, and yes I did wake up at 1:39PM Mountain Time.