Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

Saved money on tackling dummies. 

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Based on my years playing hockey....ever since beer and vicarious living was invented.

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

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Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

I got to stay up late to watch this, and I was excited that Bill Clinton wore the same timex watch as me. 

I’m surprised the DJ was old enough to remember his campaign song..

Probably telling them to Keep the Faith.

I am not his friend. He knows why. 1978, Jon. 1978.

Strategizing the various ways to use “Bad Medicine” as an attack against Republican healthcare plans?

Maybe he’s tired of all the running and is asking them to lobby the next President for a pardon.

A second source, who confirmed Clinton asked the female DJ to turn down the volume, said she wittily won him over by playing Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop.” The song was Clinton’s theme for his winning 1992 campaign.

Me: It’s B, right? The answer is B. I win!

Which is more likely: that Trump is this brilliant genius who keeps creating all these different distractions to divert us from the thing he wants to do, or that Trump is a senile, sundowning idiot who keeps getting into these messes because he is easily distracted?

Oh he’s not going to buy Greenland and then care for its people. It’s a land mass he wants to exploit for resources. People are of no consequence here.

How about taking care of Puerto Rico first.