If you knew the backstory about how his dad walked out on him and his mom on Christmas Eve taking the families only baseball you would not think it was so heartwarming.  No son, your dad will not come back for this baseball.

I mean, if his parents brought him to a Royals - Orioles game, they obviously don’t love him. This is obviously a case of using the baseball as a substitute for the love he lacks from his parents.

Even under those conditions, Nixon still would’ve been a far better president than Trump can ever hope to be. 

“The Trump economy is great! Don’t these people love money?”

This is like Nixon redux, if Nixon had destroyed whatever brain cells he had with cocaine and fast food

They keep the best books!  They handle the best money!  And they eat the best taco bowls from the best Mexicans in Trump tower!

“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

“Fucking ingrates.”

Given how many voted democratic and how many Democrat lawmakers are Jewish I'm going to say mmmm no.

From the Onion:

Himmler had the same problem. 

Hey, he moved the Israeli Embassy into Jerusalem. What else do you want? So what if he is buddy-buddy with a the Alt-Right? I mean, c’mon, we all have friends that are avowed Nazis.

“I have Jews that work for me as accountants!”

Abolish the death penalty.

Well, it’s bound to deter a lot of other innocent murderers.

God help us. These past 3 years have been the longest 35 years of my life.

He recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights, in blatant violation of international law and consensus. There’s also widespread speculation he’ll give Netanyahu something else big before the elections. A lot of talk about Area C or partial annexation of the settlements. The Trump administration has been…

Wow.....so much to digest here.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”