“By mid-season, I just targeted the pitcher’s head and hoped he was quick enough to move.”

I played church league right out of college with an established team that some guys had probably been on for 30+ years.

And I bet that old asshole pitches a 12-foot-high rainbow with backspin. Damn those old assholes, with their decades of experience and training and being better than me at softball. Assholes.

I play co-ed rec league softball, but it’s typically kids in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. For the first time last night we faced a batter in his 60s, and we could not for the life of us get that old fucker out. He probably looked out at the field and thought Imma splash these whippersnapper motherfuckers, because he put…

I think “Weekend at Bernie’s” is probably exaggerating it a little. Even referring to him as Mr. Magoo would probably be excessive.

Great piece, Hamilton.

I debated on how specific to get. Also, good on you for not rolling on Shabado, Joey.

Ahem. “Dude”. Not, dude.

I mean, it’s complicated. You come for our city, especially in the purely racist manner in which the president and his sycophants did, we will come for you. But I don’t think fans were monolithic on Ray Rice they way you suggest. I think the Ravens should have cut him immediately and that had Goodell gotten it right…

German nihilists? I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos...

Amazingly, the fact that he’s a murderer isn’t even the worst thing about him.

Fuck Steve Bisciotti who passed on Kaepernick because he was afraid of the mouth breathing, purple-camo-zubaz-wearing, cornhole-playing, Bay-side-of-the-Eastern-Shore-preferring sons of bitches who toss this state into a GOP governorship whenever they get bored.

+1 missing, bloody white suit

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

LMAO that should be the city's emblem

I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

And most (all?) of John Waters’ films.

I love Baltimore fans because they are constantly in “circle the wagons mode” about every single aspect of their sports teams. I still remember listening to Baltimore sports radio after the Ray Rice video came out, and every caller just went on and on about the unfairness of it all. I would hesitate to say “The O’s…

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”