Baker is looking at this from a borderline rational viewpoint. He needs to approach this with a pair of “Eli is Elite” googles on.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Yeah, I can’t help but feel like everyone is deliberately trying to pretend that nothing exists before 2008. Biden is legendary when it comes to sticking his foot in his mouth. This is the same guy who legitimately tried to compliment Barack Obama for being, and I’m quoting him directly here, “clean and articulate.” I…

Seriously! If your best argument is “math suggests he isn’t brain dead yet” maybe sit a few plays out.

Also, I’m sorry, but if you’ve been in public life for nearly 50 years, “I can’t teleprompter!” isn’t an excuse. 

He talks fast which proves he is “high energy,” unlike Jeb <<< WTF. In every other way he is similar to Jeb though. Jeb should run for the Dems.

Even more to the point, the claim is that he has a “$2.5 million fortune”, which is actually his household’s wealth, not his individual wealth, most of which is tied up in real estate (and much of that came from an inheritance his wife received), which wouldn’t, by most estimations, even make him in the top 5%, let…

Shit. I just defended your comment on another thread.

I have to say you are one of the more impressive, if not obvious, Russian operatives I’ve seen.

Bernie: *Writes a book that nets him millions of dollars*

“If you’ve ever given a speech, it’s not easy standing in front of a crowd of people — especially standing in front of television cameras with millions of people watching — and avoiding verbal mistakes.”

That’s Morgan Freeman, dude.

This guy will never be able to joke with his friends about how he was mistaken for Markelle Fultz, because every time he does his girlfriend is going to be pissed she was mistaken for his mom. 

“For real, that’s not his moms tho?”

You Fultz’d it.  

Ah. I feel a little dumb.

That’s kinda the joke I was going for. Guess I wasn’t obvious enough.

Never mind Fultz. How did he get better seats than Nelson Mandela?

“See? I told you.”