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Yinzer ex-pat here. People are always surprised when I say that I’m the runt of my family because I’m the size of a brick shithouse. Everyone else I’m related to is the size of 2-4 brick shithouses, so this checks out.

We deserve a 3-13 season to see what Bengals and Browns fans have to go through.

That tastes like an old German!

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

My friends and I were at a bar surrounded by obese (is there any other kind) Pittsburgh fans during this game. They got so pissed when we started actively cheering for the Ravens, and upon the Ravens winning their comeback to us was “Enjoy watching the playoffs from home!”, like the dip shits didn’t even realize they

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for

That was a pithier reply than I'd have expected from him, but it's probably not the first time he finished quickly talking about feet.

Any minute now...

Quit attacking this team, and respect that you are witnessing a coach fully embodying the Raiders’ ethos of being the league’s tomato can.

Red red whine

He’s determined to deliver the offseason championship Oakland expects.

Despite whatever issues I may have with both of them if it helps get young people more involved then I’m all for it.

Holy thumb, Batman!  His head just seamlessly transitions to his giant neck.

Didn’t realize Cardi B is actually a white male college sophomore, since we know that’s the only type of person who supports Bernie!

Doing that quick work. If you are going to be bold enough to mash through a bunch of protestors than you should probably be bold enough to have your name attached to it...but I suspect all the MAGAs are going to be howling about breaches in privacy when this dude’s info comes out.

Fuck off tomato. If he doesn't like protestors showing up at his job, he can quit. This is America! Free market. World needs plenty of bartenders!