Now that you mention it, I wasn’t alive in 1972 either. This might have been an Ugly Doll at Burning Man in 2009.

Did Lambchop use a bun in the lovemaking? That’s known as “Doin’ It Artemis Style.”

There hasn’t been a Hardee’s within 500 miles of Barstow for decades. That was just an old sock.

I had drunken sex with Lambchop behind a Hardee’s dumpster in Barstow CA in 1972. Shari Lewis wasn’t present and Lambchop told me in confidence that that Shari Lewis who whip her with zip ties until the fuzz came off the felt. I believe Ellen Barkin and Lampchop.

Not sure his plan to win the hearts and minds of Minnesotans by touting his plans to open up the boundary waters to mining interests is a winning strategy.

I don’t know man, I teach a lot of those 15-17 year olds, and I have some bad news for you...

“I lost Minnesota, but I’ll get it next time you meddling kids!”

Trump had his shot at Minnesota, and we told him to get lost. There is very little that will create a positive Republican atmosphere here for him again and his attacks and Rep. Omar are just going to bring out MORE blue metro votes.  Choke on a hotdish you asshat.

Plus, a lot of those farmers that voted for him the last time? Yeah, they won’t be voting for him this time.

This is deeply offensive to twinkies. 

Every motherfucker that voted for him in 2016 that died of old age in the last three years has been replaced by a then- 15-year-old who can’t wait to vote against him. He knows there’s no chance he’ll make up that 1.5%, which was an anomaly to begin with.

As long as he says the words ‘ the President was NOT exonerated in this report’, then it’s worth it. If he also makes a face or winks when he says ‘no collusion’, that would be good too.

Only a small percentage of Republicans abandoning Trump would have some impact. His base is narrow. Independents, per a new poll I just saw today, are strongly against him. If 4-5% of Republicans can be convinced to reject Trump or not vote, it may make a difference. You’re not going to convince most, not with how the…

seconded...bestseller status or otherwise the report is a slow read & the people who have so much as listened all the way to the end of the audiobook are, I’d wager, substantially outnumbered by the ones who haven’t...so even if he doesn’t offer up anything new it’ll still come as news to more people than it should...

I’m just frustrated to the point that I basically have no hope. I want to be optimistic. But I really doubt that republican voters can be swayed. Especially if Faux News continues to somehow spin the upcoming testimony as “exoneration”.

I disagree. The report was so badly covered the first time by the media that a second chance could have value. If Mueller stating things from the report leads to the report being more widely read or conclusions penetrating deeper into the American public than it’d be a solid win for the Democrats. The ignorance…

Don’t worry. There’s always next year. 

Us Bills fans get to look forward to the Pats running over them on their way to tying the only braggable record the Bills still have left (only team to appear in four straight Superbowls) and turn it into a dildo with Brady’s name on it (only team to lose four straight Superbowls) forever and always.

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

Okay, odds are I will never get married or have kids. But in the rare chance that I did both (. . . or either, I guess), I’ve always imagined that there would come a day when I had to explain what the heady zeitgeist of the Clinton and Bush eras felt like.