You’re a dead man...
*checks birthday*
Ric Flair?! God damn it.
75 years old I could be paired up against:
even if this course is allowed to stay open the horse owners should just boycott it at this point, why even risk it. probably safer to race em down the 210
Clearly, something is going on, but it is really weird how the causes of death seem to be random.
It’s also easier to serve a sentence for armed robbery than for murder 1.
I was just coming here to say that his “defense” was basically the Paradox of Tolerance for the unwritten rules crows.
Exactly, it’s like trying to murder Grimace, hope he’s ok
Imagine having the stones to shoot David Ortiz in the Dominican Republic of all places.
The surveillance camera footage is floating around out there. No way this was a robbery. It was a straight-up assassination attempt.
Shit can happen anywhere, and the DR isn’t Venezuela. Ronald Reagan was shot while surrounded by Secret Service. Steve Scalise was shot at a practice for the congressional baseball game. Gabrielle Giffords was shot outside a dang Safeway.
He probably had security, but they are inadequate for this kind of hit. Seriously, I would imagine that most wealthy celebrities’ security team is there to prevent aggressive autograph seekers and robbers, not random Archduke Ferdinand style shootings. I used to bartend in a nightclub and Shaquille O’Neal came in…
Hey ER doc, I agree with Papi.
Listen, there were very fine people on both sides of that monster dinger.
Oh he’s def a major right wing snowflake victim who’s also an old school tough guy who don’t take no guff. Just don’t do anything that challenges his perception of his place in the world, and he won’t have to (in a total tough guy way) whine and cry about your actions and how he just can't ignore them, even though of…
I can come up with a good joke for this one... hang on...
I can’t track it down online, but Jose Fernandez had my all-time favorite version of this: somebody hit a colossal bomb off him one time, and after the inning ended he was back in the dugout excitedly demonstrating what a monster shot it was. He would laugh after striking out, too. What a joyful guy he was.
Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg
The appropriate reaction would’ve been similar to that of Dodger Ross Stripling when Christian Yelich took a pretty good pitch of his and put it in the stands.
There should be an unwritten rule you can’t yell at the batter after he hits a massive homer off you.