Dear Sega,

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!1 NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

I’m in my 30’s now, and most of my friends too. They can afford to buy what they need for the house. If they wan’t something other than booze, they’re getting a melon baller and a bundt cake pan.

Hi, my name is Tom and my favorite color is the color blue. My mom says I’m real good at throwing a football.

Well, I’m having trouble not crying at my desk. Good on Crate for the amazing tribute.

This is so simple and so good.

I’m good, thanks.

I really think at this point Dana White is hurting the UFC more than he’s helping. I know Zuffa is loyal to him since he got them this far, but the man is simply too unprofessional to lead an organization that’s trying to be taken seriously. Could you ever see Roger Goodell get in fights on twitter and call fans fat…

As a man who plays too many video games, programs for a living, and was a fucking Mathlete growing up, it feels so good to finally be able to say this.

I haven’t noticed anything against Gypsies yet.

Not necessarily.

The thing I learned from this post is that they sell that garbage by the case. I tried that crap once, it tasted like salty Bud Light with the aftertaste of the white part of a Bomb Pop.

You win the thread.

I’ve done the stomach bug thing in the past. I can’t believe other people have done the same.

I totally understand. There’s very few people I’m related to that I would have anything to do with if we weren’t related. They’re really just toxic angry people. This year I managed to talk my way out of thanksgiving dinner, took weeks. I’m really looking to just having a simple dinner with one other friend that lives…

I don’t know about other asshole families, but for mine, it’s hard to save up the money to move when you make nothing but poor decisions. Plus if they move, they might end up living by “Those People.”

Because the asshole families basically use the holidays as a way to continue to abuse you. In a normal family “Sorry you can’t make the holidays this year, we’ll miss you.” Asshole family “Oh, so you don’t want to spend time with us, I understand, too good for the family. We suffered so much to raise you and this is…

That was art.

These people are risking their lives for metal. That’s metal as fuck. Algerian metalheads, I salute you \m/.

I never knew I always needed to see a .gif of a pizza roll giving a hot pocket a pedigree. Thank you so much.