I don’t work for NYC, but I am a programmer at a large city government. I haven’t been this depressed since High School. They moved my department to a sub basement, so now I only get to see natural light during my morning train ride and the few minutes I get to step out and grab lunch. The stairs are alarmed so I can…

Fuck, just got it, lived around the corner from one for 4 years. Goddamn I’m dumb.

He needs to team up with someone playing the guitar up there and cover AC/DC’s It’s a long way to the top (if you want to rock and roll).

Rusty Ford F150, crying eagle image in the rear window, gun rack, truck nutz, Calvin peeing on the Chevy logo sticker, “These Colors Don’t Run” flag bumper sticker, and a poorly raised suspension.

Dear god that is an amazing picture. It makes me feel strangely patriotic actually.

Cleopatra 2525

This is so fucking metal.

The fucking Washington Generals have lost by less to the Globetrotters.

For a split second I thought that was Ike Turner.

Because if the kid trips and falls or get’s kidnapped the store will be sued out of business.

You get a star for not being a deuchebag!

This is the only real source of true ninja knowledge.

I’m currently in a situation where I honestly hope I get let go and get some “sanity pay” also. Sometimes the deck is just too stacked against the side that actually wants to get something done.

I know this probably makes me a crap Star Wars fan, but I never knew that little pancake faced guy was named Nein Nunb. Thanks Drew!

Is Jerrica a real name? Fuck I’m getting old.

At this point, I pretty much fast forward through most of Raw and Smackdown just to see the New Day stuff. Those guys have taken a gimmick that should have been awful, and made gold out of it. They’re just having soooo much fun, and it shows. Just look at Woods with the trombone, is he good at it? Hell no, but he…

Oh please, every form has plenty of room for Ramenczynscjski-Jalakultskimehnterczyk.

There’s a fucking Draft Kings bus in Chicago now.

To truly be a conspiracy theory, this needs to be redone in MS Paint with a bunch of red text and arrows.

But how well does it work on farts with the windows up?