Is the government suppressing his freedom of speech? That’s the only thing covered by the First Amendment. There’s nothing preventing your employer from firing you if you say stupid things on social media.

Thank you, that’s the first thing I thought of also.

They’ll get right on that once they get done rebooting their universe. Serious side note, I used to be a big DC fan, couple hundred bucks a month, read through several reboots. Then new 52 came along, got rid of half the stories I liked so Geoff Johns can play with his childhood favorites, haven’t bought a single DC…

Can Gawker organize a youtube debate between Deez Nuts and Limberbutt McCubbins? I seriously want to see a debate between a 15 year old and a cat.

I work it, when I get notifications at night that means shit is broke, I don’t have the luxury of turning them off. How bout you just be a bit more considerate to your friends?

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Please get Spilly.

Fjord life

If you have Google Analytics on your site you can narrow things down to a time frame and see where the referring traffic is coming from. Looking at the source you do have it running, but don’t know if you have access. Yes, I’m a web developer.

I got better.

The cooler, dear god the cooler is killing me.

There are two groups that love tassles on bikes, 9 year old girls and Harley drivers.

So do I. And I’ll say it when I’m with friends. South Park did good when redefining that word. Thanks Webster.

I know this is late, but thank you for posting this. I’m currently in the process of cutting off my mother and these examples and explanations hit so close to home.

I went to fucking Asthma camp.

After the fight, both Diaz brothers tested positive for Marijuana, again.

Don’t forget about footnotes for end notes, the pinnacle of “this must be really smart” literary self masturbation.

Somebody contact Obama, this dude needs a Congressional Medal of Honor.

If you don’t mind, as a programmer, though not in the game world, I’d like to offer some advice. To get over the fear of failure just make a game, not your perfect game, not your ideal game, just a simple game. Maybe a shit Galaga clone, maybe a 1 screen platformer, just start out getting something moving on the…

Translation: “We’re still pissed we got caught, we will continue to try to fuck the guy that caught us as much as possible. Blah blah blah, national security, blah, huge risk, blah Constitution, blah shut up citizen”