The Doors are Phish for the 60’s. They’re a drug party, not a real band.

Good chef if he’s measuring ingredients by the gram. Very European.

What’s the “sport” of luring a mostly tame animal to you? That’s what I don’t get about these assholes, they’re not some macho survivalist, they’re a bunch of cowards.

This may be the first time in modern history where someone hired a hitman and it wasn’t an undercover cop.

Finally, an excuse to trot out some old shitty leper jokes.

Bro, why you gonna remind me of that Planetary delay bro. That was painful, bro.

That bear understands more about enjoying life than I ever will.

Thank you for referring to it as the Sears Tower.

Great reply, that’s how I feel entirely. I’m totally anti Gamergate, MRA, bitching manchild, etc. The original post disgusted me and made me wonder if I wanted to continue reading this network of sites. I agreed with everything Denton has been saying in his communications. The post was poison, and he didn’t want it on…

I agree completely, and I don’t think the example is Apples and Oranges at all. The fact of the matter is, he posted an article that put the entire company, and everyone’s jobs at risk. Either from being sued anew from the article, or it can be used as a precedent in the Hogan trial. Editors have a job of supervising…

This is all just Pluto saying “Eat a dick for not calling me a planet anymore.” Don’t fuck with Pluto.

Christ what an asshole.

Here in Chicago I’ve gotten the out of gas scam, but by far the more prominent one is the “I’m visiting from Indiana and lost my wallet” scam that young hipsters do. They don’t like it when I point out that they’re asking in front of a city train station, that doesn’t go anywhere near Indiana and the actual train to…

Fuck those goddamn nuns. Actually, just fuck nuns in general. I luckily didn’t go to catholic school, but my brother did and regularly got beaten with a ruler because he was left handed and that’s the hand of Satan. Plus random other beatings for other imagined infringements. So really, fuck nuns. Once we get done…

If there was a “Ding dong the bitch is dead!” card I would have bought a box of them and sent them to everyone I know when my paternal grandmother finally went.

0.5 Insane Clown Possee

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they reply that the kids should all have guns too. We’re not dealing with a rational thought process here.

Did he put his shoes right back on and leave? I sure as hell would, damn that’s terrifying.

This looks entirely like they forgot to include most of the dash and shoved it in the middle at the last minute. “Hey Tommy, where’s the gear selector, thermostat, and radio?” “FUCK!”