I’m so glad we’ve reached the blatant mockery point with these assholes. They deserve nothing more.

Dungeon Keeper was sold to me in PC Gamer that there would be a Dungeon Master online mode, where one person builds the dungeon and then 4 people can go invade it. This never fucking happened. Peter’s lies have been going on forever.

If you’re mad Taco Bell messed up your order you’ve obviously never been to a Taco Bell before. Really, they can just replace their menu with a sign that says “Give us around 7 bucks, and we’ll give you some variety of meat product, cheese product, bean paste, and maybe rice with a soda” and the average Taco Bell…

I want to do a taste test comparing Bitrex to Jeppson’s Malort. I really think the Malort will win.

I rented so many of these pieces of shit.

You have to admit though, it wouldn’t have been nearly as impressive if the sandwich didn’t sell the hell out of it.

I think there’s something wrong with this car’s wheels. You should probably take it to a mechanic.

Ferrari guy, your legacy lives on.

Can we get this printed and framed as the most polite and considerate conversation on the internet? Come on reidlos, at least call someone a Nazi, 55_mercury, you should relate this to the downfall of society and a lack of morals and religion in our schools. Then someone else can come in and blame Obama.

There truly has never been a cat more happy to piss in luggage.

I don’t think even St. Louis can fuck up pizza this badly.

Can someone forward this to the Duggars to prove there is no God?

Who in the shit still has a Razor Scooter, and why are you seeing such a person even casually?

“What will happen is, you’ll nurse your Mustang GT through the entire brutal winter, only to finally be able to open it up again during Chicago’s annual five days of summer.”

Yeah, but fuck ‘em.

God, I would pay good money to see the Illinois Mobby, the adorable fat bear that happens to get thrown in jail every four years for white collar crime.

What is this and where do I find more?

Can we nominate Steve Rosenbloom from the Chicago Tribune, I know he’s local instead of national, but god damn that man has nothing of value to say, ever.

What a country!

I lived in Indianapolis for a year and a half. It’s not worth the savings, unless you’re extremely conservative and like to hang around with racists.