I’ve stumbled upon 2 bottles of The Trooper over the past few months and have figured out two important things. 1) It’s a much better beer if you are also blasting the song and headbanging like an epileptic. 2) It’s surprisingly smooth and drinkable. I was expecting some sort of gimmicky slop, so that was a pleasant…

Dear god how have I never seen this video. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

My god, I just remembered my mother does that also. Also for junk mail. Anything with her name and address has to be cut out and shredded. Because the people that go through your trash can't just look at the number in front of the building.

I prefer the classic line "I gotta go take a mean shit." Ends any conversation instantly.

Old gamer rant here. That's what was the best part of Arcades and why I don't play online anymore. In the arcade, when someone was being an ass, he would get kicked out quick and had to learn to play with some respect. Online, the assholes are anonymous and have all the real power to control the tone of the game.

I've had to work with 2 actual sociopaths in my life. The only thing that they had in common was they were both HUGE into "Owning newbs in MOBA's" and watching tournament videos of MOBA's when they were supposed to be working.

Don't feel bad about moving in with your parents in this situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Concentrate on healing and getting better, then you can show everyone how awesome you are.

There really should be a health issues dating site. Then you could match people with similar issues up together. "You've got colitis? So do I, let's bomb the goddamn toilet together."

My favorite line about the PT Cruiser. "It's not a chick magnet, it's a Chuck magnet." That car was huge in groups of people named Chuck.

I would go with he makes Teddy Hart look like Bret.

That is awesome. She will always remember "That dumb Toad" when she grows up.

They took yer jerb!

They took yer jerb!

I love that FROM somehow made the most patriotic game immaginable and never released it in 'Murica. Also, I'd love a modern sequel to the Otogi games. They blew my mind with the destructive environments on the original xbox. I'd love to see what they could do with the power of the current generation.

This is it, the reply that got me to sign up for a kinja account. Just an amazing gif for "The Fedoration of Males"