He had a career year while coexisting in the Suns' backcourt with Eric Bledsoe last season, and the team rewarded him by signing Isaiah Thomas and further decreasing Dragic's role in the offense.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Nice. Santi's first was better, I think.