The Patriots are trying to get Gronk lots of media appearances to remind everyone that their CURRENT tight end hasn't murdered anyone.

Porter lovers are always pretentious pricks. Stout lovers are generally stout.

I don't blame Lynch for his attitude. He's even misquoted in the transcript. He obviously said: "Thanks for aksing."

This UVA "rape scandal" story is starting to make some of Hunter S. Thompson's acid-fueled RS rants seem factual. And that's truly frightening.