Best poop story in weeks. Congrats.

In Boston they call that "taking your talents to Revere Beach."

The cops find him, poop in his pants and haul him to jail.

The winner gets some schwag? I think he should get straight cash, homey.

Oh my god, a fireworks rainbow!

One of the dude's who I lived with girlfriend, Katie

So has no one pointed out that if you're deaf and don't have arms, you can't even communicate with sign language? Too cruel. I'll take blind/no legs. At least without legs you can't go bumping into stuff.

Do Mexicans go down waterslides more quickly than other people?

I don't know which is sadder for Quebec, the Habs getting eliminated, or the poutine-eating contest being won by a guy from Massachusetts.

Jacob: Administrator and Ilana: Standard User? Is that a Lost reference?

True or false: you're only chatting because you need an ego boost after seeing "0 followers" on Twitter.

Just wait 'til next season, when the Habs hold a 90 minute pre-game ceremony celebrating this kid's courage.

I thought they deleted all the Downfall parodies.

I've always wondered how viruses can spread. Does a file have to be run to infect your computer, or is it bad just to have it on your hard drive? Can it be spread to other computers easily (say, simply by sharing a flash drive)?

And John Ferguson Jr. would write something angry about Brian Burke, if he could only figure out how to turn on his computer.

I go to school in New York when it's cold

@bevraj of choice: Fantastic.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Was the game in Miami?

The blog post did not garner as many hits as expected once readers realized all pictures were of Evgeni Plushenko.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I guess the kinds of dudes who keep throw pillows on their beds for decoration do.