What do you expect when you room next to the Norwegian Peter North?

@Matt Sussman: Because the hipsters need hip replacements?

@SportsCentre: Seems like a nice idea, and if I hadn't already bought BeyondPod, I might stick with Listen. But Listen just doesn't have as many features as BeyondPod. For example: the ability to vary how often a subscription is updated. I want some of my shows to be automatically updated daily, while others should…

I like BeyondPod a lot, it costs $5. I'll have to try out Listen to compare.

After spending a few hours in Vancouver, the terrorists will be too stoned to remember that whole "bombing plot" thing.

Well at least the Bills fans might see a fair catch kick. Or not.

You thought Avatar was badass? Space Bear just violated Jake Sully with his giant glowing hockey stick.

@Fighter-of-the-Nightman: It was a John Tesh tune.

But it's still worth it as long as you can still tell people you went to "Dartmouth" right?

Something happened a long time ago in Tennessee, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the Gators. You know, Urban Meyer, and whatever. They got together, and swore a pact to the devil. They said "we will serve you if you will get us free from Florida." And the devil said "OK,…

We're gonna need a bigger bowl.

We already know what the ad is going to look like right? LeBron and Howard do their "off the roof, off the scorer's table" thing for 25 seconds, then Bird makes a "surprise" cameo with an unfunny wisecrack at the end, and gives the camera a sourpuss look.

In Drew's defense, it was Tiger Woods in the Smurf costume.

So I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the BCS computers put Alabama #1.

For HOF induction, does Mariotti use mathematical induction? [en.wikipedia.org]

@justagigilo85: I hate the Devils, but I agree with the sentiment. Live sports (especially the Habs) are what's keeping that anachronistic little cable box in my apartment.

Can someone help me here? I'm trying to formulate a joke involving Gisele Bundchen and Beef O'Brady's. A gift bag of +1s for whoever makes the best one.

I have a whole 80-minute movie in my head right now.

"I wasn't going to kiss and tell, but when I saw the results of the SHOTY voting, I realized this Tiger guy might be kind of important," said Postle.

In other news, last night China also awarded the Best Picture Oscar to Shakespeare In Love, and voted George W. Bush into office.