@Philadelphia Union - Shove it DC: You may read this site every day, but your comments are not "without fail."

@Kid Canada: I heard you guys can't even spell "SportsCenter" right.

Does anyone want to tell him the KHL already has teams in Latvia, Belarus and Kazakhstan? Those are different countries... or something? Right?

I've been wanting to do something like this, only with the ability to record TV (DVR) built-in. Would it be a lot harder and/or more expensive than this? #boxee

@MattinglysSideburns: Who knows 6? MattinglysSideburns knows 6. #lebronjames

"All of my wife's friends are married. Only half of mine are."

I use this same method to put pillows into pillowcases. #annoyances

@GldRush98: Apps permanently tacked to your taskbar? Doesn't Rocketdock permanently tack apps to your dock? #dock

I love how the city of Buffalo has taken credit for putting hot sauce on chicken. Congratulations boys! #jamboroo

ES COLD UP HERE IN CANADA BAP BAP BAP #melissalima

But, but... I saw the #spithalo on top of the ball! #marianorivera

Jeff Francoeur isn't the only with with a subscription for #Valtrex. I get so excited every month when my new issue of Valtrex magazine comes in the mail. #whyyourstadiumsucks

@Lenny Dykstra's Roadbeef: Why would a Leafs fan's jersey say "Leafs suck?"

I'm really enjoying this new feature, but it's a pain if you happen to have a lot of crowd pictures, or even a picture with a group picture in the background. It gives you tons of unrecognized faces that you have to delete.

I'm not going home until I get a gallimaufry.

The Trust of Kaesong?! Those birthday cake-eating bastards?!

Even USAfreakinToday has accepted advanced statistics, and Dayton Moore still thinks it's a bunch of witchcraft!

God what a moron. Doesn't he realize it's really Bill Fremp?

They can't even spell their own city right. Like, not even close.

It will have Chrome the browser, or the Chrome OS? The Chrome OS was big news for about 3 days, and since then it's been eerily silent.