WHERE WAS THIS A MONTH AGO ON CINCO DE MAYO?!

It was borderline since she gave the chest compressions to the tempo of Night Fever instead of Stayin' Alive.

My brother raised the possibility of a pretty weird play that could take place (and also shows how dumb the current challenge rules are).

If I was Patrice Bergeron I'd pull this on my own glove the next time I'm gonna face Alex Burrows.

So, if I understand this correctly, if someone dies, I should delete them from my phone immediately but sit in the room with them for a couple hours.

That's a big difference, and that seems to be what Gizmodo is reporting as well. If true, this article needs a correction.

Is there anywhere to find a list of which merchants offer discounts?

Aaaand, boom goes the dynamite.

Can this be accessed from a PC? I don't always need to use Navigation on my phone but it would be nice if it could just tell me ahead of time if I should take Route A or Route B.

Don't forget @downgoesbrown and his followers fooling the Flyers' website into posting that Joffrey Lupul had been traded. [sports.yahoo.com]

The "mark previous as read" feature is nice, but doesn't it go the wrong way? I usually read articles from oldest to newest, so I'd like to be able to say "mark everything older than this as read." Is that just me?

From the country that brought you WikiLeaks, now comes PrickyLeaks.

The harder you push, the more he'll resist.

Well, Ol' Terry McCormick has changed his tune.

Is there no cheaper way to do this? I'm tired of getting up from the couch to connect the VGA cable but I don't want to pay $140 for the privilege.

The problem is, James here is assuming that fart is an ideal gas, when in fact it is the opposite.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: You spelled Raaaaaaaandy wrong.

Did he lift up the seat and sit down right on the cold linoleum?

We're losing one Funbag per week? I give that 0 throwgasms. Just cut the Drunken Hookup Failure instead.

So John Hannah is like Kenny Santucci, and Darrell Revis is like Billy Zabka, and Alexei Yashin is like the J-Bug?