I'd like to say that there is a God despite the limitations of reason, but I Kant.

I hope one day these magic boxes let us make dick joke comments below an article about dick jokes.

Brad Ausmus is a No. 1 seed

BDD is from New Haven? That explains a lot...

Wow, I never would have thought that Rockets fans would get 2 comments of the day in one week alone with mindless, obvious statements.

Carl Monday would never get tossed off like that during a news report.

Kaz Matsui? You sure it's not Kaz Tadano?

Matt Murton was rushed to the emergency room today with a purple nurple.

Unbelievable! It feels great to be in the second round!

I've committed to the Indian... I had tandoori chicken just last week.

Who?

Don't worry Canucks, north-of-the-border spelling lives on in my username.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Spiezio's blood alcohol level was higher than his 2005 batting average?!

Zee Rays need vun, too, tree bats! Ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!

Basing what off W-L? Playoff seedings?

Reading comments off the W-W-L isn't viable until the readers and commenters are better balanced, neurochemically.

I'm sure Juan Gone would be an excellent influence on Rick Ankiel.

• "The Penis will easily take over the Meast once Ufford comes back." — BigDaddyDrew

I'm enjoying this budding Will vs. Cuban feud. I can't wait for the inevitable Leitch and Simmons vs. Cuban and Cook tag team steel cage match.

Guys relax, Brady's just gearing up for a run at the Idaho senate.