I would have expected this from Mike Ribeiro maybe, but not O'Byrne.

Hmm, and Ufford is MIA over at withleather... HMMMMM...

(People who use the word "equals" rather than simply using "is") = dorks

Kevin Hart just announced that he killed Pedro Martinez' rooster.

Kevin Hart just announced that he has been traded for Shaquille O'Neal.

Chris Noth sings even worse than he acts.

This is the best prank since I impersonated Marbury and took that Knicks intern into the back of my truck.

Wait, I already saw this episode. He meets Michael Jackson in a sanitarium.

"Now the seniors in the back!"

Alstott was a running back that white folks could really get behind.

I'm gonna Jank it while I watch.

That's OK with me, as long as he doesn't wear a visor. Visors are for queers.

What's up with that bowler's hand? Either he has 6 fingers, or no thumb.

@Seymour Scagnetti:

Enter via the main entrance? Nah, I'll sneak in the back door.

@UpstateUnderdog: Go Blue Wave!

Why doesn't Martin Lawrence want to live in a house?

Crosby, across the blueline, he shoots... Fuck Lion!

I think one of these days we're going to find out that Dee Mirich is a North Korean spy, and this is all code for the location of American nuclear weapons.

I was hoping Phil Rivers would be the Farnsworth of football.