"The Celtics just look terrible right now. Doc Rivers needs to go." — Levis107

Who plays in the NFL first? Pac Man Jones or Ookie?

Hellooooo ram guy! I need a ram upgrade! Here I am, shouting you a holla!

Even Youtube commenters think ESPN commenters are retarded.

@Munsoned:

OK OK now do a closer like Bill Cosby.

ESPN comment of the night:

Suck it Yahoo, Don Yaeger is on the case.

"get him on the cheerleading team. Forever."

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT METHOD LAWRENCE

Clearly he had a bit of food stuck in his molars and was trying to free it with his tongue.

Thompson isn't shy about the fact that he got the idea to turn his head into a helmet while having it bumped into the shower wall every day in prison by a fellow inmate who wore the helmet of center Dan Koppen.

Isiah promised a championship. He didn't know he was talking about the 2007 SHOTY.

I'll pass.

@UkraineNotWeak:

2runningbacks1ball

As for the names on the list, and Lord knows there's no shortage of those, I have feelings very strongly in some cases due to personal history, and opinions in many others.

Pfff, but can he jog like yesterday's guy?

@Dead Air ummm Dead Air:

"How many readers did you alienate with your 'Stephen Smith Words' " — TomPalmiero