How long before this is turned into a movie starring Chris Hemsworth, Chaning Tatum, and Zac Efron as the inmates with Leonardo DiCaprio as their coach?

It’s for the folks who have walked away from their LDS beliefs. Also known as “ex-Mormon.”

Let’s not stop there. Get an MTV Movie Award! Nominate the soundtrack for a Grammy! Adapt it for a play so it can win a Tony! Hell, nominate it for an ESPY! Let’s do it, America! ALL THE AWARDS!

I always put it this way to anti-choicers:

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

Having spent several years in food service, mostly hauling sizzling fajita plates around, I can honestly say I fantasized many, MANY times about dropping one of those plates in a customer’s lap. The difference, though, is that I DIDN’T. Jesus, lady.

If anything, that’s an understatement. I imagine plenty of them would love scientists to find a way to keep the female reproductive system alive and let everything surrounding it die.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

Their voters are better at showing up.

“The sustainability of the regime.”

I work in financial services, a bastion of white conservative Republicans. I’ve seen an interesting shift there and it’s away from this sort of bullshit. The most conservative woman I know recently said something I found interesting: “The social issues are done. We’re finished there. The Supreme Court has made that…

I really, truly hope that the tone isn’t, “let’s make fun of Ryan Reynolds for severing a friendship with someone who betrayed him.” Umm, how dare he?

I’m trying to drink in the tone of this article. Should we think less of him for cutting ties with a long-time friends who did something that’s actually pretty shitty? Is that the gist of it?

My local dispensary was giving out free jolly ranchers and I was like “Oh, it’s a jolly rancher, nbd!” I took it and in the two blocks it took me to walk home, I completely lost my fucking mind. My friends were at my house because we were cooking dinner together and I could not. fucking. move. They put me on the couch…

If you are already psychotic or are genetically predisposed, marijuana will exacerbate the fuck out of that, sure, but it doesn’t cause psychosis. If that were the case, there’d be a lot more psychotic people running around, myself included.