If they really thought the clock was a bomb, wouldn’t they have evacuated the school?

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

this is the darkest take on Bert and Ernie ever

Anyone who thinks Bert and Ernie are gay has never watched Sesame Street. They are cohabitating because they are clearly adults with significant developmental disabilities and they can’t hold down a job between Bert’s pigeon and oatmeal 0bsessions and Ernie’s compulsive, inappropriate behavior, and they can’t afford…

You just know she loves it Froggy Style

It’s not a lifestyle choice; they were sewn this way!

It should also be pointed out that One Million Moms have 76k members. They’re rounding up to one million.

Oh for shame.

I mean, libertarians are right about like 4 issues. And they’re assholes about the rest.

I flirted with libertarianism back before I knew better. There are some good ideas in there, but the philosophy is based on the idea that all people are equally-positioned. It doesn’t take into account structural oppression and how it provides natural advantages to certain groups (of which Rand happens to belong to).

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

With Rand Paul, it’s a case of bad ideas and misguided “common sense”. He’s the one Republican candidate that, even if you disagree with his position on most things, you have to admit he’s at least trying to give honest answers to questions and trying to formulate actual plans to deal with actual issues, rather than…

Not just marijuana. Rand Paul also opposes the increased militarization of police and mandatory minimum sentences, and supports restoring voting rights to convicted felons,

Currently in Florida, the possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail, while anything more than that is a felony punishable by at least 3-5 years in prison.

Hey, you were halfway there...

I’ll have you know I’m CUDDLY not FAT.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

“The job of activism is not to be liked, or not to be polite”