In general I’m not very into organized religion. But every time the Church of Satan takes some kind of public action, I’m sincerely tempted to join. The only thing stopping me is that anything with the word Satan in it is a little too close to Christianity for me to feel comfortable with.

Yeah, what ever happened to asking the owner first? My dog can get startled/tense in certain situations and I’m very quick to tell people to back off from him when I can tell he’s overwhelmed. You don’t just pet random dogs without express permission.

Ah ok, thanks Anna!

Must have more than just that to charge her surely?

John made it O.K. to really go deep into watches and not be embarrassed about it.

Here’s a breakfast/lunch menu from that school district

I ate entire packages of double stuffed oreos as a child (and maybe yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that), how am I not selling my body on the street corner for some of that sweet, delicious oreo creme?

frankly i’m amazed that i can even hold down a job nowadays after have two oreos after lunch during my childhood

Of course it is. If you’ve ever been at work eating a less-than-perfect lunch, someone will give you a big old dose of snobbery. Simultaneously, if you are eating a salad and some nuts, someone else will shame you for dieting.

But God forbid we have ‘unhealthy’ peanut butter to go along with our starchy potatoes and bread!

You misspelled “hilarious.”

Shut up! Bone Broth is not a scam. It is a legit and totally healthy food, and has nothing to do with soup.

You have really articulately summed up exactly how I feel about her.

Wow. That’s bold. I mean that’s really bold.

I heart you so much for not redacting his email address. And linking to it.

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

This should work, “this won’t work because the waitress is monogamous and currently in a committed relationship.” :-)