+.75/1

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The SAT score of 2280 is actually lower if you convert it from Canadian.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

X - I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts

Fuck Tom Brady with a 5 pound beefsteak and drown him in generic ketchup.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

Well, at least it looks like his hat gets his jokes.

As a Steelers fan, I love that the Bengals still haven’t beaten the Steelers since 2015, despite all of this drama.

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

Oh, snap.