So that’s where Meliana was sitting.

This comment is criminally under starred. Bravo.

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

The clip of him and Melanie realizing what’s happening makes me not have to drink as much tonight.

And then there’s also this bit of heartwarming goodness:

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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The new color rush uniforms are weird

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Barry Sanders and Walter Payton were my two.

Sudafed is his drug of choice, allegedly.

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

Lewan really unloads the entire staged-sincerity arsenal

“Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.”

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter.