You should probably not get married.

No more press core! But keep the press corps! FACTS!!!

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

Thanks for the vine, Jim

Oedipus Tex?

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Yeah, I’m also at a loss to understand others’ inability to grasp the psychological trauma here.

It says more about your reading ability.

I’m thinking, survivor guilt (as others are pointing out, it sounds like he may have found her body, but not in time to save her), losing his girlfriend in general, and really, looking at that stuff he wrote before this, the loss of many friends already on the mountains left him in a pretty dark place - this was…

Really? Seems like horrible accident-suicide to me.

He knew where the avalanche debris zone was. He just couldn’t pinpoint her exact location under it. She had an avalanche transceiver, but it was switched off and stowed in her pack, since they were still on approach. That’s not a great idea, but I admit I’ve done the same thing many times. Fucking horrible story.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”