It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

I have no issues with these fans burning their jerseys as long as they are wearing them at the time.

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

Unfortunately all of our white grandparents aren’t like him.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

I grew up in Colorado Springs. The city had it coming.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Barry. Switzer.

Dear Representative Daniel,

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

I mean, at least it's a gneiss picture.

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Well, if any ex-NBA player is an expert on hacking, it's Kurt Rambis.

You should always hit on a soft 17.

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