“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

Detectives theorize he also killed Tampa Ray’s Outfielder BJ Upton’s budding career years back.

They know who he is, but decline to bother him because as a foodie he’s probably an interminable bore.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

He got [DM] game

Sometimes, you know, I also try to avoid piping that looks like it’s been there for a while.

Mr. Okafor’s shirt isn’t meant to be a show of support, Patrick. He’s just referring to what price he’ll take for a scrub-ass son who can only score ten points in a month.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Carroll: This sure looks like an inside job.

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

When should we expect Deadspin’s formal retraction regarding Robert Covington?

Burneko needs to admit he is wrong about Covington. He’s putting up 17 a night on 50% shooting from the field and 3 point line. And if those numbers make you think, “small sample size,” sure the season is just started, but he’s shooting 7.4 threes a game and making half of them. Oh and he’s an elite perimeter defender…

Ashton really set the court on fire in the 4th

Okay, I understand that Lebron is the greatest NBA player. And the Knicks are the Knicks. And I get that he’s untouchable and insanely talented and probably the smartest basketball mind there is. But I feel like there’s a super huge thing that’s getting lost in all this. And that’s the fact that the Golden State…

Have you guys considered doing dramatic readings of these? They would be fantastic.

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who holds the pads at a karate demonstration.

All those extremely butt players, and you picked the on guy on the list who is least butt. Jahlil deserved the cover!

Kershaw in the World Series or me in therapy?

Relax, Okafor...you’ll be off the team soon enough.

If you don’t think Simmons and Embiid are among the most interesting players to watch in the NBA, then you, sir, are a crap fan.