“I was ejected because it was late in the game, we had it in hand, and I wanted tic further my tough guy image.”

Nice guy. He seems like a real pillar of the community.

Overheard at MSG announcer’s table:

Nope. You’re wrong. Dunks are cool.

“I get invited to private boxes twice a year.”

Hold my Natty Boh

You’ve never dunked before have you?

Don’t steal a base when you’re up big late, don’t bunt to break up a no-hitter, don’t film players in the shower...JEESH! With so many unwritten rules, how can you expect everyone to follow them all???

Taking the Jaguars at home over a team that made the playoffs for the first time in 17 years essentially by accident isn’t exactly a bold pick.

Why expect more out of your superstar player so that your role players can be more effective? Is that the question?

A simple soul infusion should do the trick.

uhhhhhh cavs warriors

i hate you

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

there were always red flags unfortunately Andy Reid could never decide whether to throw them

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

I hate Kevin Durant. That is all.

He didn’t want those problems for real. Demarcus Cousins would’ve beat the shit out of Kevin Durant!