“I’ll pass” - Me referring to a Peanut butter and Tomato sandwich 

He’ll be acquitted; the Nationals can’t beat anyone in October.

Any chance we can put Beverley on LaVar Ball next?

I just asked my two year old son where I should go. He said “Hi!”

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Go back to school, herb:

Don’t underestimate the power of a change in scenery. Regardless of playcalling and teammate chemistry, the overall organizational culture should really allow Peterson to thrive. After all, who knows more about abusing children than the Cardinals?

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

Guys, I’ve snorted coke off of a pussy. I didn’t really get all that hy, men.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

Bullshit. What a cop out. If this were the case all sorts of other countries would also be having mass shootings all the time. It’s about availability, gun culture, and normalization of all this with few limitations. Only America does it like this. Plus, as many are saying, it’s not that hard to modify certain guns to…

Whoever has the balls to create a ‘William Paulson’ Twitter account and start harassing Jackson, you will be my hero forever.

If only there were some way for these folks to verify whose Uber it was.

“implement the crane kick......”- a disappointed Mr. Miyagi watching from the nosebleeds

Based on the featured image, I thought maybe Dexter had started a new life as an MLB player

It’s important to keep in mind that basically none of these Confederate statues anywhere in the country were put up in the decades following the war in order to commemorate the bravery shown in a losing effort.

No, this statue like all the others were put up in the early 20th century during the heyday of Jim Crow as…

Just as a reminder… These are not monuments honoring the dead. They are monuments erected after Plessy v Ferguson as a reminder to black people to stay in their lane.

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.