Hopefully it will also include the pants Poldark wore while wielding a scythe

I so wanted a chubby baby. I dreamed and dreamed of a chubby baby.

I know someone who’s daughter did, recently. And it’s been WAR at their house. (“you can find a way to creep with a d-list celebrity but you can’t find a job?”)

I was interviewed for this show- a friend of mine and I found out that we were actually half sisters (my mom had given her up for adoption, I knew about it but not who, years and years later friend and I have a random conversation and oh look at that, my mysterious half sis is my friend, who I met in my 30's). We…

An advertisement suggests I was given the book and paid by its publisher to review it. I bought the book myself and reviewed it out of sheer glee over its content.

Pumping every hour is actually unsual, except at the very beginning to stimulate milk production. I usually pumped every 3-4 hours.

Speaking of white people reactions, my parents were there last night and that Stacey Dash thing went over the heads of nearly everyone my mother spoke with.

Giuliana and the rest of the E! Fashion Coven need to be put to bed.

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

No one is talking about Nestle. Nestle has been paid millions of dollars in subsidies to steal 300 million gallons of fresh water from the state every year, and sell it back to these poor poisoned residents. Who is getting the kickbacks for literally selling the state’s collective resources out from under its rightful…

Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller, Blake Lively, Monica Potter, Gretchen Mol, Elizabeth Shue, Katherine Heigl, LeeLee Sobieski. And Chloe Sevigny. How can I forget Chloe.

On behalf of all moms who have had their kids lose their shit in public: Fuck you Life & Style, you are the worst. And props to Charlize to not handing her kid off to a nanny when he’s losing it.

You know when you’re struggling to get your kid in the car seat after grocery shopping and he’s arching his back and screaming and theres someone behind you trying to get your parking spot so you try to mouth “I’m sorry! I dont know what’s gotten into him!”

Remember, kids. This is the “reasonable” one.

Yep! Use the opk strips every day for a month before you start trying just to see the days that'll work the best. And then hump like bunnies at the appropriate time.

Not for everyone! ALL aspects of menstural cycles vary a lot for lots of different women. I have a super-short luteal phase (to the point where I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to become pregnant), so mine was 10 days before my period.

My wife and my perfect method (to date) was to have sex for literally the first time in a year (since she gave birth to our first son). Worked like a charm. You would think after trying for a year and a half for the first that you’d be safe. You’d be wrong.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

It takes longer to write a posting, get it approved, get it on the job boards, read resumes, do phone interviews, do in-person interviews, hire someone, have the person go through the paperwork, have that person get trained, and then let them go after three months...

OK, Naomi Watts’s place is my DREAM. I adore the little booth in the kitchen, and the GREEN LACQUERED BAR?!? Be still my heart!