Welp. Another reason to not have a baby. You can pry my potato from my cold dead hands.

Colonel Brandon *sigh*

The fact that this is the most talked about thing that happened last night really reaffirms that it was a freaking terrible show.

I don’t want to dox anyone but since you love BB8 I have to share the dress and facinator my friend and I made for the premiere and also Halloween.

I really love the way they dress their children. Yes, it’s old-fashioned, but it’s hardly uncomfortable, and they look like children: Peter Pan collars and sturdy socks and things. One of my sisters dresses her boys this way—lots of stripey jumpers and knee shorts (which have the added advantage of not being outgrown…

They are such an adorably unlikely couple. George totally married above his pay grade, and I love that he knows it and seems genuinely incredulous/thankful that he was able to pull it off.

A geeky skinny white guy with a TON of energy whose voice has a Stevie Wonder sound to it, and he incorporates a lot of soul into his music. I saw him first at Outside Lands 2012 on the main stage on Sunday afternoon. SUPER hipstery, BUT backs it up with a hell of a lot of talent. I highly recommend seeing him live if…

Her dancing in “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” was FAB

I’m honestly more perplexed why Sienna Miller is still so famous than I am Kate Hudson.

just here to correct that penny lane wasn’t a band promoter, she was a groupie and a muse and an addict and an intensely complicated female character written perfectly by a man and played beautifully by “just a fashion icon”

Heard this once and it’s so true: “you are your baby’s best toy.”

I've got a pair of old navy work out pants that are the BEST. I've had them for like 4 years and washed them ten thousand times and they are still the most flattering, comfortable pants ever. I try to get similar things from other places and they are NEVER as good.

Easily 80% of my workout/lounge around pants are from Old Navy.

Ads: not bad

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

They are exceptionally nice boots—well-made and exceptionally comfy. Actually, I’ve never had a bad experience with LL Bean’s footwear: boots, galoshes, slippers, and the Wicked Good Clogs.

If you spent most of your life away from your family because you travel for your job, you would be pissed if one of the main perks of that situation was lessened/taken from you after already being incurred.

First of all, they weren’t asking for a 15 minute phone call - they were asking for her to fly from NY to Oregon for a cooking less from her IN PERSON. Ina apparently gets “hundreds of charity requests a month” - there’s no way she can fulfill every single one.

Nearly ALL celebrity Make-A-Wish requests get turned down. MAW specifically tells families not to make requests like this because of the high likelihood they won’t be fulfilled. From what I can tell, Ina had to turn down the requests because they conflicted with a book tour and other pre-scheduled events. As you can…

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”