Someday, Megan Markle will think of a second thing to talk about.  But it won’t be today.

I side-eye women and men who always need to bring their children into a conversation whose topic makes them feel vulnerable. Reminds me of the story of a drug dealer who picked up his toddler as a shield right before the cops shot him. “I was pregnant and so terrified!”

I’ve noticed there’s this tenor to a lot of coverage where Tendler gets to slot into the aggrieved long-suffering spouse role and praised for a tell-all book, while Mulaney is disparaged for not talking publicly about it. And I feel like people are mistaking disclosure for truth, and intimating that we’re owed any…

I miss the good old fashioned Farrelly Brothers movies. Kingpin, There’s Something About Mary, and Me, Myself, and Irene. Those were great.

Well, thank God we have you around, to inform us “dudes” how we “missed the point entirely.” I guess, if I had a quibble, you could have explained what you think Johnson is actually saying, since everybody but you has it so wrong, but I wouldn’t want to intrude on your genius.

Counterpoint: This is exactly what she signed up for.

Seinfeld finale was nearly perfect. How else do you end that show?

He looks like if someone pasted Bautista’s face onto Tony Hale.

And what am I insecure about exactly? Nothing wrong with pointing out someone is white knighting by spamming the pronouns on a lot of comments. 

and the populous, as a whole, is allowed to be exhausted by them/they

Ah, my bad. I should’ve realized that most of his fans follow him because he was sixth on the call sheet for a sitcom that ended 25 years ago.

Christina - you are utter dogshit. You have no taste. Gillis is the funniest guy they’ve had host since Chappelle and CK. Your obsession with BEING WOKE AS FUCK!!! is your biggest weakness. Surely Gillis can’t be funny because he’s not gay or a woman, right? Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Get a real job you utter cunt.

Awful person...for making jokes. Gotcha.

He seems like a jovial guy and it was a fun episode. Quite different from all the “racist makes demeaning jokes about people with disabilities“ buildup some people have tried to make happen.
I’d go for a B, because there wasn’t a single sketch I wanted to fast forward through (except for the cold open of course).
Yang…

We get it, you really hate Nic Pizzolatto for daring to have an opinion about *checks notes* the show he created.

THIS is the essence of ‘cancel culture.’  It’s not the metric of whether someone ACTUALLY suffers, or ACTUALLY disappears penniless.  That is the aspiration.  The culture of THAT ASPIRATION is the ‘culture’ of ‘cancel.’  No matter how much time passes, no matter the setting, if you see a mention of an enemy, insert…

I can confidently state that Bowen Yang—theleast funny current regular on SNL—does not need to worry this much about his future career prospects.

If you’re going to criticize the things a person said, it’s fairer to actually include what they said, not to make up a thing they “basically said” that includes the words “white power.”

“basically saying”

It’s crazy how willing people like you are to lie about things/people to support your bizarre world view.