we’re reaching previously unseen levels of inventing a guy to get mad at on the internet.

Literally no one is “yas queen”ing Dakota Johnson.

What a dumb fucking article.

That interview doesn’t exactly scream Mo’Nique is easy to work with. 

I don’t know much the situation, but it reminds me of the Raylan Givens quote from Justified:

No, just because the filmmaker says they want it in the film doesn’t automatically make it not a waste of time. Putting a scene with tits in the film just to have tits in the film and to pad out run time is a waste of time. There are hundreds of ‘80s movies that you can watch to demonstrate.

It’s pretty funny when Bowen Yang does his “gay Chinese guy” character.  

Bowen Yang can always just leave SNL, for the glittering career that no doubt awaits.

Bowen Yang Unhappy About SNL Booking Nikki Haley (According To A Post He Made) And Shane Gillis (We Just Figure) - AV Club

Bowen Yang has become a stand-in for the AV Club’s projections the last few weeks, and it is deeply weird to watch unfold.

Yes, having a father as influential, respected and loved in all facets of the entertainment industry, with countless hit singles to his credit, as Billy Ray Cyrus is clearly an ironclad guarantee of enduring fame and endless success, regardless of talent. Just ask Noah Cyrus.

“It’s also unfortunate for fans of Saturday Night Live who are disappointed to see the long-running series embrace figures whose views are upsetting at best, and harmful at worst.”

Remember when Jay Z and Beyonce sued a family catering business out of existence for being named “Blue Ivy”, a name that pre-existed their attempt to force another nepo baby into public media?

Does she have a separate husband-melting gaze reserved for when his dumb ass cheats on her?

As an Asian American, I thought Gillis was justifiably fired from the show. I also thought his follow-up Instagram post was ridiculous and arrogant. I wrote him off as an edge-lord asshole and chose to celebrate that Bowen Yang was cast.

If you watch Shane’s Netflix special (which came out in 2023, not 2022 by the way) he doesn’t dip into ‘cancel culture’ at all. Certainly not the way many comedians with a similar fan base do. Hell, Chris Rock - who has never been cancelled in any way, shape or form - opened his latest special with a parade of the…

Maybe if Bowen Yang has some microagression related issue with every host or guest to appear on the show ... it’s at least possible to consider that the issue is him.

One of the very best standups working today, number one on Patreon, Just got signed to Budweiser as their new spokesperson. Maybe stop only checking for whichever celebs/comedians are Twitter outrage machine approved.

Gillis is (outside of Chappelle, Louie and perhaps, sometimes, still Burr) easily the funniest and best stand up working today. His Trump is also absolutely amazing and much funnier than anything SNL have ever done with him. The idea Bowen and Sarah will have to throw a shit-fit every time someone more successful than…

January 20, 2024: Jacob Elordi