When David Tracy offers to buy it.

Actually, Hank wants to take you for a ride.

I dont know if your honestly asking or just writing how amusing this whole thing is....

Also does Edmonton not have trains?

Like a stripper that doesn’t even take off her top until her 3rd song. Just not that interested anymore.

Wellcome to Clickbaitnik

Dang varmints need to LEAF these vehicles alone. One Rogue squirrel isn’t to blame, here, though. I mean, whatever happened to our domesticated animals going on Patrol to prevent this sort of thing? Altimately, this guy needs to post a Sentry to guard against such a Titan of a threat against his automobile. This brave…

His race to shave minutes.........puts on sunglasses............shaved inches. YYYEEEAAAHHHHHH!

I got rear ended by a woman who was on her phone. She got out, didn’t want to call the cops... or give me her info... or anything. Just wanted to leave. She hit me hard enough that he radiator was cracked and leaking fluid and my bumper was hanging on by only a single clip. No airbags luckily.

I call the cops, they…

Oh the irony of you writing this story!!

Yes, because spinning triangles revving to eight grand under double boost pressure.

I need to set up a change.org petition to eradicate the word “sport” from the automotive lexicon.

Generally, automakers don’t like me leaving Red ’N Tacky stains on their new vehicles.

This is good Jalopnik David Tracy!

You do know there are ways to present your counter-argument with facts instead of foul language and insults, right? You might have a point but no one is persuaded by testosterone poisoning (well, if you disregard all the idiots who voted in the last election).

I think that was his point.

I love that most of them were women. That’s awesome. 

Fancy Kristen does not bother with silly things like “nationality”. Borders are for the poor. 

Should be enough for the headline every day.

“Think of it this way, they’re not punishing people for driving a competition vehicle, they’re just rewarding those that buy the products they make.”