Not a midlife crises. More of dressing professional and nice on the first day of a new job. He’s trying to make a good first impression with the people he is going to work with. It is what you call classy. Makes for a very classy picture and I am sure posters will be available soon.

Between the rust, clutch and A/C this is much too high. 

As I navigate through ads and click continue reading even more ads on this clunky, shitty site I often wish Mr. Emslie would take this series to The Autopian so I can be done with this shit once and for all.

Right!? It shares the same platform so it should be relatively easy to do. I’m assuming it has something to do with them thinking it might cannibalize sales from their other vehicle sales...

You had me at the start and lost me by the middle

They’re all pretty tasty, but my favorite kettle-cooked chip is Krunchers, especially their mesquite BBQ flavor. I can’t always find Krunchers in stock, so my second choice is actually Walmart’s house brand kettle chips. I haven’t tried Utz, mentioned by another commenter, but they sound good.

Go big or go home!

“I attended a “high school with ashtrays.””

If Texas was still part of Mexico then this would be regional Mexican cuisine. I think it was Eva Longoria that said the “We didn’t cross the boarder, the boarder crossed us”, when she was talking about how long her family has lived in Texas.  

The Power Wagon is still the truckiest truck that ever trucking trucked.

It’s that weird “separation of church and state” thing that people seem to ignore.