Good for you. But we’re talking about kids here, and you’ll notice lots of women having problems in the comments.

You still have to use your blood covered hands to open the cubicle door, operate the public taps, and soap dispenser, splash diluted blood around...

Your #notallmen-ing is tedious.

It’s exactly what The Real Unsharer said. If woman has sex = whore. If she doesn’t = Madonna (as in virgin as in frigid these days)

I’ve still got a few screws in my bag that I think are off a washing machine

How have you gone your whole life without knowing the Madonna/whore dichotomy?

Yes, emptying and rinsing cups of blood in tiny sinks of public bathrooms is SOOOO clean.

I would, but the yellow staining gets everywhere :/

...I’m gonna need to know where you work?

I’m 82% sure it’s a toddlers-n-tiaras one

y’all need to see Coriolanus

This is the nice version...

I know where they can put their Ds

It’s ok, I met them online. Hermit status confirmed.

I’m afraid not, he’s friendly like a (softly spoken) puppy. Pianoforte is never a bad idea though/

HASTHEREDBULLWORNOFFYET?

If you can get to Derbyshire, UK, then I know just the lovely man for you. Though he talks really really quietly so you have to have good hearing.

I know that feeling, mainly applied to rabbits and pheasants. Quickest way to make me crave a salad!

I get that.

Also coming back to grouse about *multiple* bannings does indeed confirm that banning was the right move.