Ye Olde Mediaevals weren’t so hot on animal rights :( Or, indeed, human rights.

An ancient apparent remedy for corns (on feet) involved bruising snails. I assume that meant smushing them.

...slightly tempted to put some snails in a blender and use as a face mask now.

Oh it is, depending on how oversized it is supposed to look vs how the actual measurements line up...

...

Can you get to H&M? You have to do some tag reading but their oversized aesthetic becomes “it fits!” on me, and there is a lot of cotton for the price. Their viscose is also non-sweaty / non static, which is my main issue with non-cotton.

...not in any context I’ve ever heard it?

“how can a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?”

Fine, but it’s not bacon. Bacon is salted pig. You may as well talk about chicken rump steak, you know?

Finally, my biological age matches my mental age!

Condolences

That’s what the brandy is for.

They’ve really emphasised the Paula Deen here :/

Tone was genuine, more a “people get too confused over this stuff, you don’t need to soap the delicate bits” :)

If it grows hair, it gets soap. It’s pretty straightforward, right?

...whether you want it swept or not!

Anyone else see a pissed off demonic face? No?